From the Multiverse…..

Presenting our Motherboard Mid ’23 15″ Beaker Bong with Collins Perc

Milkyway sneakers are forged using only the finest cosmological fabrics from intergalactic fair trade sources. We carefully treat the fabric before cutting and weaving it using our proprietary ‘Micro-SB’ sandblast tech. Motherboards are expertly designed by Milkyway engineers to give the wearer extraordinary abilities. This season’s Micro-SB textiles feature some of the following fabrics: Mitochondria, Final Frontier, Initial-Tooth 0.155, Proton Star, Moon Dust, Carbon 2.0 and Element 115.

Special Ability

Motherboard sneakers tap into the human body’s neuro-electrical systems. Its advanced quantum processor can modulate electrical impulses and super charge neuro-communication. This increase in time efficiency and muscle fiber contractions grant the wearer super human speed and agility. Milkyway scientists recorded on average 5-6x faster running speeds with Motherboards compared to the top 5 competing brands.

The fastest recorded speed by one test subject was a record breaking 100m sprint in 1.6 seconds, an average of 62.2 meters per second.

Performance and Care

To keep your new Motherboards in good condition, we highly recommend cleaning them regularly. For the inside, we recommend using an earth-friendly resin dissolver, they take longer to clean, but are more effective and eco-friendly. For the outside, just use soap and warm water, do not use resin dissolvers on the outside as over time it may blemish the sandblast.

Our sneaker bong features a Collins perc, ice pinch, thick base, and a colored Orbit bowl.